Nat nat sent me these, hope you all will enjoy reading ^^
Managing to survive during these tough economic times!
A husband working abroad wrote to his wife...
Managing to survive during these tough economic times!
A husband working abroad wrote to his wife...
DEAR Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market
crises has affected my company's performance, so I am sending 100
kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
JALENDER SINGH
His wife replied...
TINKU KE PAPPA ,
Thanks for the 100 kisses,
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's
milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7
kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I
gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellanoeous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...Shall I plan the same for the next month? Please Advise!
Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi
Ps*I don't want to be his wife *.*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!